Victoria Just Juanted Some Juan on Juan Time

Welp, congrats to those of you that chose Clare or Victoria as your QB's this week. Those ladies sure raked in the points! After a few drinks I was able to understand Victoria about as I can our guapo El Bachelor.

Here's the season total thus far.....I doubt the Bachelor trophy will make it to my shelves this year....side bets on Team Pin A Rose On Your Nose or Granny's Gals anyone?

Did He Leave You Juanting?

The Points Breakdown

FIRSTS

- First Real Kiss: 100p (+50p if they make out)

- First to Appear Alone in Hot Tub with Juan Pablo: 100p

- First Helicopter Ride: 75p

 DATES

- Gets a 1-on-1 Date: 25p

-Gets a Rose on 1-on-1 Date: 15p

- Survives a 2-on-1 Date: 50p

- Gets a Group Date: 10p

 -Gets a Cocktail Party rose: 10p

 -Gets a Rose on a Group Date: 60p

 -Survives Without Getting a Date: 25p

 -Participates in a Date That Involves Her Worst Fear: 25p

 -Stays Overnight BEFORE the Fantasy Date: 150p

 ANYTIME (Once Per Person, Per Episode)

-Kiss: 25p

-Cries Off Camera: 25p

 - Cries During Interview: 25p

- Cries on Date: 25p

- Cries and Creates a Scene: 50p

- Shares a Dance with Juan Pablo: 15p

- Pulls an On-Camera Prank: 25p

- In Hot Tub with Juan Pablo: 25p

-Says “I’m falling for you” to JP or “I am falling for him” to the camera: 25p

- Interrupts Another Bachelorette’s Alone Time with Juan Pablo: 35p

- Used the Term “Steal Away” While Interrupting: 15p

- Shows Off a “Talent” (Singing, Baton Twirling, etc.): 25p (+25p if the song/poem is original)

- Leaves the Show Early: 100p

 - Leaves the Show Early But Comes Back: 200p

- Appears Clearly and Unquestionably Drunk: 25p

- Discusses the Death of a Family Member or Spouse/Fiancé: 25p

- Discusses Child and/or Divorce: 25p

-Accuses Another Bachelorette of “Not Being There For the Right Reasons” or “Being a Different Person with Juan Pablo”: 25p

- Is Accused of “Not Being Here for the Right Reason” or “Being a Different Person”: 15p

-Is described as being “weird” or a “freak” by another contestant: 15p

- Says “I’m Not Here to Make Friends”: 25p

- Has a Disapproving Family Member: 50p

 -Is Confronted by One or More Bachelorettes in a Confrontational Manner: 50p

- Gets Into a Physical Confrontation: 100p

- Gets Into a Fist Fight: 200p

- Has to be Consoled/Guided by Chris Harrison: 25p

-Talks about “how hard this process is”: 25p

- Is Directly Responsible for Juan Pablo Crying: 30p

-Is given a nickname from the other girls: 25p

 DRAFT BONUSES

 - Have Two or More Bachelorettes in the Top 7: 25p (+15p per participant over 2)

 - Have Two or More Bachelorettes in the Top 6: 50p (+20p per participant over 2)

- Have Two or More Bachelorettes in Top 5: 75p (+25p per participant over 2)

- Have Two or More Bachelorettes in the Top 4: 100p (+35p per participant over 2)

- Have Two or More Bachelorettes in the Top 3: 150p (+50p per participant over 2)

- Have Two Bachelorettes in the Finale: 200p

Pick your Ladies: You are stuck with these ladies.....choose wisely. The only thing you can alter is your line up. You will see your Team roster below once you fill out the form below and hit refresh.

The Teams

Hey guys! Here are the teams for tonight's episode. Some of our ladies did well, and some of them got the boot. I should have the scores calculated and posted in the morning. I will post a new form to enter your girls for the rest of the season later in the week.